Dead Dwarfs Tell No Tales This Summer!

The first novel in my series The Never After Case Files is set to be released June 7, 2016 and I couldn’t be more excited. Production is right on schedule and I’ve already begun outlining the sequel which is tentatively scheduled for Holiday 2016. I say tentatively because writing for me is either really great or horrifically bad.

Here is the synopsis for DEAD DWARFS TELL NO TALES:

Welcome to the Never After…
Where the world of fairy tales is twisted, corrupted and high on Xanax.
Two years after her entrapment and torture at the hands of the Seven Deadly Trolls, Snow White now works as an assassin for hire. Rude, crude and with her princess status long revoked, she has become a dark angel for the Never After’s damsels-in-distress.
A game of cat and mouse begins when two of the Deadlies, Pride and Wrath, return to exact revenge on the fallen princess for the murder of their brothers. Armed with her trusty dagger carved from the magic mirror, Snow finds herself drawn into a conspiracy that involves an ancient relic from beyond her world’s borders and the destruction of all she holds dear.
Taking perversion to a whole new level, DEAD DWARFS TELL NO TALES is an profanity-filled romp to save the Never After as Snow slices and dices her way through beloved characters leaving no talking animal safe!

 

The Dreaded First Post aka Greetings and Salutations

I’ve never been one to make great first impressions. Believe me, I try but my attempts usually fail. The fact is: I am not a people person. Don’t get me wrong, I love people but if I had amazing social skills I wouldn’t be a writer. I’m  much better in front of a computer letting my characters do the talking for me. Yes, that image in your head is Johnny Depp in Secret Window, only I’m probably MORE paranoid.

So what can you expect from this blog? Well, besides my random musings and side-splitting humor, you will get news about my upcoming book releases, contests along with excerpts!

Oh, but what do I write? Good question. If you love Young Adult Science Fiction/Fantasy as well as a good twisted fairy tale, then I will be right up your alley. More to come on that soon.

In the meantime, I look forward to getting to know you all and giving you an inside glimpse into my the depths of creative mind and random insanity 🙂